What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 12:28
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.